We don't like spam any more than you do. We do not sell (or give away) our customers' names, email addresses, or any other information, and we keep any information hidden. If Barak Obama shopped here, we wouldn't tell anyone. Not even Michelle. Not even you.
We're just as careful with your information. We won't tell your mother. Or anyone else. We promise.
Even the mailman won't know because we send everything from TFD Enterprises. And no one can find out from your charge card because those charges read, TFD Enterprises, too. We are doing our best to be discreet.
As for spamming you ourselves...well, we don't do newsletters, email advertising, or any of the other nasty stuff that keeps your mailbox full of messages you have to delete. You're safe with us.