Gender Based EnglishA MAN'S GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISH: * We need = I want =============================================================
* "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry |
* "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! * "You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you * "What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this * "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? * "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question * "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? * "I love you" = Let's have sex now * "I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...NOW we'd better have sex! * "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before * "Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look much different * "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a sensitive person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me * "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys * "I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home! |