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Your Sexual Horoscope
Aries women: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll
|Taurus women: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make
love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches.
But you are a demanding lover and you leave your partner breathless. You have a need for
oral gratification, both giving and
receiving. Best sex mates: Cancer, Sagittarius, Scorpio, and Leo. most likely kink: sucking on your toes, one by one. You also like biting.
Taurus men: He is the ideal lover - sensitive and understanding of his partner's feelings. He prefers it slow and easy, he won't be your guide to the exotic unknown, but what he does, he does beautifully. This is the guy to go to for long and luxurious oral sex. Stamina? This man could wear
down a glacier! His erogenous zone: gently and slowly kiss and bite the back of his neck.
Gemini women: Often the aggressor, you are never embarrassed by your behavior because you never adhere to any standards except your own main requirement: a lover who knows how to take his time. You are a one woman harem, but a partner should be aware that in a relationship, the gemini woman is looking for a combination of the spiritual and the physical, the romantic and the practical. You want to talk to the guy after you tumble with him! Best sex mates are Leo, Scorpio, Aquarians, Libra, and Aries. Favorite gadget: the vibrator.
Gemini men: He likes it with the lights on in front of
the mirror. He can work any partner into the mood because he knows exactly how to evoke
the right responses. Oral sex isn't his favorite pastime, but he will take his time with
other preliminaries. Tends to be fast and furious, more
Cancer men: His most surprising technique: intercourse with no hands. He has a
need for constant encouragement and if gotten, he will be a delightful swain. Both patient
and aggressive, he will often begin somewhere other than the bed, likes being in command,
and is a master at manual clitoral manipulation! You'll like the trip as it is as much
traveling to a place as it is arriving. :)
Leo men: Simply brushes aside rules and conventions. One important rule to
remember about him: NEVER tease. His endurance is remarkable and he has a great appetite
for making love. He likes women in the submissive position and oral sex is okay only when
he is on the receiving end. He
|Virgo women: You have no illusions about sex and wish
everyone would stop magnifying its importance. Prefer men who will wait for the
relationship to develop to the point where sex is inevitable. You love mutual masturbation
and enjoy a little punishment, and your grace and modesty is a great turn on. You become
an artist at pleasing your lover. Favorite kink: can't truly enjoy it unless a third party
is present. Best sex mates: Gemini, Cancer and Aquarians.
Virgo men: Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you had better be prepared for him to bring his pajamas, shaving equipment and toothbrush. He likes to talk about how you like it and having talked about
it, he will key in on the right erotic response. Don't expect imagination, but he is a hard worker and is open to suggestion. His secret life: can be obsessed with pornography. Erogenous zone: his buttocks.
Libra women: Drama is the key word - you set the stage for sex.
Intensely feminine and an instinctive exhibitionist. You feel your body was made to be
seen and admired. Feel that seduction is an art, not an assault. When approached the right
way, you find it easy to say yes to almost anything. Unusual control of vaginal muscles.
Best sex mates: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Sagitarius, and Aquarius. Like any position
where your Buttocks are exposed.
Libra men: Looks for the whole experience, not just a tumble between the sheets. Has a definite kinky side, a voyeur and fond of the menage a trois. He has the patience needed to satisfy. He likes women who dress well and have long hair. If a woman's clothes look as though they are easily removed, he finds her hard to ignore. Erogenous zone: back and buttocks, especially the feel of erect nipples against either of them!
Scorpio men: A lustful, sexy animal. Enjoys biting and sucking and is a master
of oral sex. Inflicting pain turns him on so he may pinch at nipples or the insides of
thighs. Likes it in the water, but his kink is that he prefers wood tables and hard floors
to satin and silk. His erogenous zone is his genetalia.
Sagitarius men: Sex is rarely an intense experience with him - he often comes
too quickly, but he'll be the first to try a new position. He is the master of erotic
massage - both oral and manual. His tongue can be a wicked instrument and when combined
with his lips, creates an explosive affect! Erogenous zones: hips and thighs. And