~Asked to be served watermelon, at a play party...bend them
over, naked of course, and have a seed spitting contest with all the Dominants aiming for
the subs anus (hey...that might actually be a fun one for the "games list"
heheh).... a comment sent by the Dom sender to me...not my comment..ok?? :))
~ For wax-play, paint your sub entirely black, then drip a colorful pattern on them with
your brand new box of 96 vibrant colored crayolas, scratch the colors off with a
toothpick, revealing an interesting design underneath...
~ When they call their safeword, make them say "pretty please"...then
"pretty please with sugar on top"...before you stop.
~Have a new favorite flogger made of gummiworms.
~Superglue the nipple clamps ON.
~ Send your sub to the Dairy Queen for 2 quarts of Milkshakes, when they return, have the
enema bag hanging in full view.
~Sit upright for a backrub, keep saying "a little to the left" until they get
dizzy from going around you.
~Wear rainbow socks with toes in them with your 5" stilettos for that foot fetishist
~Replace the St. Andrew's Cross in the dungeon with a life size replica of "Barney
the purple Dinosaur" that sings, "I love you, you love me..." attach metal
cuffs to the arms and legs of sub and Barney, go watch a video of Gone With The Wind.
~Take your sub to K-mart...lose them and have them called over the intercom: "Will
the redassed-sissyboy/sub-gal (insert favorite humiliating term) meet your Master/Goddess
at the customer service desk"
~Give all directives and commands in a Donald Duck voice.
~When tired of the Donald Duck voice, use pig-latin.
~ When you sub begs to cum, look perplexed and say, "silly...you are already
~Insist that you are a born natural with a bull whip.
And an addition by Croiduire:
While reading "How to be A ROD" (in front of your
devoted subbie) stop, grin like Christopher Walken, and
say, "YEESSS!!!" (punctuated by a sharp, triumphant,
upward jab of the fist). When your sub anxiously asks which suggestion
you found so "interesting" chortle like Jack Nickleson and
say, "Oh, you'll find out..."