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Top Ten Tips for Anal Play
|To place it all in proper perspective, here is the list of TOP TEN
TIPS FOR ANAL PLAY
10. Don't use Valvoline as a lube, unless you are
going to be buttfucking at high speeds.
|5. Count your toys, and locate wallet and car keys before leaving
4. Methane is inflammable. "Polaris Missile Launch" is NOT a safe game.
3. Do not slice vegetables prior to insertion unless you want to play "Piggy Bank".
2. Enemas with various fluids can be fun, but note that grape Koolaid will give your butthole a purple moustache. and . . .
1. "Don't put that in your mouth, you DO know where it's been!"