|sub-compact........a nice tidy sub, one can put away in the
closet, niftyly? (kinda like Gord's *Tidy-Wife*? sub-contractor.....The submissive
contrator you hire to do your garage? or the one you need to get you a sub for temporary
sub-cutaneaous.....the sub you have that takes care of your skin, exclusively?
sub-machine gun....well, this goes with out saying..... I bet you Doms didn't know we had
these specially made, just in case.... sub-standard.......a subby flag? or the high
standards that we live by, our code of ethics?
sub-side...........hey! we have our own side?
sub-species........ok, wait a minute.....we are the same species aren't we?
sub-terranean......the *species* we really are? hello, I'm kelly, I'm a subterranean......
kinda like a Armenian or Plutonian,(from Pluto) maybe even a Dalnetian, (one from Dalnet,
a planet not unlike Earth where ppl have keyboards for fingers and use words like LOL and
BTW and IMHO......) ROFLMSAO!!!!!!
mystyeyed aka pet aka
Addendum To The Real Dom Test
(courtesy of the Demon Prince:) If you're a Dom and you think a
"penis gag" is a "Smiley Face" painted on your genitals...Then, you
If you're a sub who thinks that a "buttplug" is a
commercial for a proctologist...You ain't.
If you're a Dom who thinks that "anal sex" means getting
laid only once a year...You ain't.
If you're a sub and you think "catherization torment" is
being forced to read the Collected Works of Willa Cather aloud...Then, you ain't
If you're a Domme who thinks that the "Gates of Hell"
are the tollbooths on the Bay Bridge...You ain't.
If you're a sub who tells a Dom(me) that you enjoy
"scat" because you own everything Ella Fitzgerald ever recorded ...You ain't.
If you're a Dom who thinks that "TPE" means Toilet
Paper-Extended, the new extra long roll...You ain't.
The Demon Prince