Domina's D/s Humor PageFifteen Rules I Learned the Hard Way |
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by Hayden 1. Never make side bets with a Dominant. 4. Wiggle on your marked up butt at least five times a day. |
5. Ignore the funny stares from your
co-workers. A Submissive's BlackBoard Lessons by Torms Tiara
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Punishment is not boring or pointless I will not call Master "Dr. Death". I will not defame the Eulenspeigl Society. I will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's D/s party. I will not hide the newbies or send them Snipe Dom hunting. I will not bring sheep to the subbie forum.A burp is not an appropriate response to Master. I will not eat all Master's M & M's while he is at work I will not yell she's tied up at the subbie forum Master's Gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet . I will not call Master "spud head", "butt head" or any kind of "head". Masters ARE perfect. Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master. I will NOT wear panties. I will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's D/s parties. Iwill not peek out of the blindfold. There is no suchthing as "sub immunity". I will not sneak in the bathroom when I don't have permission. I did not win an emmy for my last session. I will not hide all Master's toys. All play and no work does not a good sub make. I will not say "Oh, Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking. I can not fire Master. !!! My last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers I will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips. I will refrain from saying "Hail Satan" when I don't like Master's orders I will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary I will not waste wax!! by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps I will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool I will not wear Master's underwear on my head !! Master's dog does not stink ! I will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand ! I will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill I will not giggle uncontrollably when the cat decides to "help" Master. Nor will I remind him that he is Sub for the Cat. I will ATTEMPT not to laugh when the son remarks that he heard "slapping" noises and got up to see where they were coming from. I will faithfully remember that washing Masters shorts with my red sweatshirt is not a good thing to do. I will try to remember that Masters are allowed to snore. I will not cut and paste my Master's IMs to the chat room "All the other Dom's let their subs do it" is not a valid reason I will not giggle when my Master is lecturing me I will not get my subbie friends into trouble, as they are capable of doing that on their own. I will not refer to my Master as "Cute", when he is angry |
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