Domina's D/s Humor Page
Fifteen Rules I Learned the Hard Way
1. Never make side bets with a Dominant.
4. Wiggle on your marked up butt at least five times a day.
5. Ignore the funny stares from your
A Submissive's BlackBoard Lessons
by Torms Tiara
|Punishment is not boring or pointless
I will not call Master "Dr. Death".
I will not defame the Eulenspeigl Society. I will not put laxatives in the candy bowl before Master's D/s party.
I will not hide the newbies or send them Snipe Dom hunting.
I will not bring sheep to the subbie forum.A burp is not an appropriate response to Master.
I will not eat all Master's M & M's while he is at work
I will not yell she's tied up at the subbie forum
Master's Gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet .
I will not call Master "spud head", "butt head" or any kind of "head".
Masters ARE perfect.
Mud is not an acceptable side dish for dinner for Master.
I will NOT wear panties.
I will not sell snake oil or tiger balm at Master's D/s parties.
Iwill not peek out of the blindfold.
There is no suchthing as "sub immunity".
I will not sneak in the bathroom when I don't have permission.
I did not win an emmy for my last session.
I will not hide all Master's toys.
All play and no work does not a good sub make.
I will not say "Oh, Master you're the bestest and biggest" just to get a spanking.
I can not fire Master. !!!
My last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers
I will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips.
I will refrain from saying "Hail Satan" when I don't like Master's orders
I will not remind Master daily of our 1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 1 yr. anniversary
I will not waste wax!! by playing with it or putting it on all Master's clamps
I will not use Master's bondage table for a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool
I will not wear Master's underwear on my head !!
Master's dog does not stink !
I will not torment the newbies with the Violet Wand !
I will not use the pages from Master's Dom Handbook to start the grill
I will not giggle uncontrollably when the cat decides to "help" Master.
Nor will I remind him that he is Sub for the Cat.
I will ATTEMPT not to laugh when the son remarks that he heard "slapping" noises and got up to see where they were coming from.
I will faithfully remember that washing Masters shorts with my red sweatshirt is not a good thing to do.
I will try to remember that Masters are allowed to snore.
I will not cut and paste my Master's IMs to the chat room
"All the other Dom's let their subs do it" is not a valid reason
I will not giggle when my Master is lecturing me
I will not get my subbie friends into trouble, as they are capable of doing that on their own.
I will not refer to my Master as "Cute", when he is angry