#9: "Did I mention we're on camera and this is going on
my interactive website?"
#10 "Safeword? Um, what's a safeword?"
#11 "And this is my German Shepherd, Ralph. I know you'll just love Ralph."
#12 "Oh fuck. You *can* untie yourself from up there, right?"
#13 "Oh shit. You do know CPR, don't you?"
#14 "Heh heh heh. You didn't tell anybody else you were coming here, did you?"
#15 "I do too know what I'm doing. I've read five whole Gor novels!"
#16 "Now, where DID I put that extra attachment for the chainsaw?"
#17 "Uh oh. If this is the tube of Superglue, where's the KY?"
#18 "Did I ever mention that little fantasy I have about the tennis balls?"
#19 "Lie very, very still and keep your body temperature low. It turns me on."
#20 "Oh, um, hello, Officer."
#21 "My real name? It's Bates. By the way, I'd like you to meet Mother."
#22 "No, really. Trust me. I saw this work in a movie once."
#23 "You *said* you could service my pussy.....c'mere, Fluffy."
#24 "You like my straitjacket? Cool; I'm glad they let me keep it."
#25 "Phn'glui mgwlnath Cthulu R'lyeh."
#26 "I did mention I was a devout worshipper of Huitzilopochtli, didn't I?"
#27 "I did mention I was a devout worshipper of Kali-Ma, didn't I?"
#28 "Oh mighty Azathoth, accept this sacrifice I offer to You...."
#29 "I'm sorry. Are the voices in my head bothering you?"
#30 "Groovy. This crop leaves colored trails in the air when I swing it."
#31 "Well golly gee! This is more fun than pullin' the wings off-a butterflies!"
#32 "Dang it, this is more fun than settin' cats on fire!"
#33 "You don't need a safeword; I'm psychic. My spirit guides tell me what to
do."
#34 "You don't need a safeword; it's groovy. I'll just watch your mood ring."
#35 "Oh, um, hi Mom. We were just, um, uh....."
#36 "I'm not crazy. Yes I am. Shut up, all of you."
#37 "Um, I forgot - which one of us was supposed to be the dom?"
#38 "Heh heh. Look, Beavis, a tied up naked chick. Now what do we do?"
#39 "I'm not really a mad scientist. I just want to see what happens."
#40 "I promised no permanent marks, but I bet I can sew that back on."
#41 "You don't need a safeword; I'm a True Master. I've read ALL the Gor books!"
#42 "You don't need safewords; I'm a True Mistress. I have WEEKS of experience."
#43 "I don't use safewords; I'm Betazoid. I look human so They won't get me.
Shh."
#44 "Uh oh. I think it's stuck there."
#45 "I always keep the speculum in the freezer. It's more fun that way."
#46 "If it doesn't fit, it just needs more Crisco. Where did I put that
football?"
#47 "Don't worry if your hands go numb. You won't be needing those."
#48 "Did I mention my crucifixion fetish? Now, where did I put those nails..."
#49 "No one understands me. That's why I killed her."
#50 "Bye. I'm taking off for the weekend. Isn't suspension bondage fun?"
#51 "Oops. It escaped. I think I see it slithering off in the corner."
#52 "Darn it, where DID my pet tarantula get to?"
#53 "Did I mention I'm a narcoleptic?"
#54 "You know, the Marquis de Sade was a pansy." |
