The Top Fifteen Signs You Are a Pervert
- 15.
- You keep the ACE Hardware catalog with your other pornography.
- 14.
- You were always disappointed that the book Of Human Bondage wasn't.
- 13.
- Sticks & stones may break your bones, but that's an acceptable risk.
- 12.
- You read Andrea Dworkin for the pornography.
- 11.
- You call people other than your Father ``Daddy.''
- 10
- Reading the word ``spanking'' makes you blush.
- 9.
- Your first, favorite scout badge was for knot tying.
- 8.
- You moved to Oregon so you could wear more raincoats.
- 7.
- Kitchen utensils are found in your bedroom.
- 6.
- Your Mistress made you read this.
- 5.
- Tack shops: Not just for equestrians anymore.
- 4.
- You own and use handcuffs, but aren't employed in law enforcement.
- 3.
- Your contracts involve punishments, but no money.
- 2.
- Your friends covet the bondage cross in your bedroom.
- 1.
- You're still trying to read this list.
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